Here at the Auditorium Cave Technical Centre we have been doing our bit to combat the Corona Virus.
Our studies have shown that there have been no deaths of top flight stone sculptors, anywhere in the world caused by the current pandemic.
Furthermore, the higher the calibre of the sculptor, the less likely the chance of all other maladies too.
Our in depth research shows that this is as a direct result of the ‘Genius Dust’ that is produced during the creative act of producing matchless stone sculpture. This special dust coats the forearms and gets into the lungs, as well as lining the trachea and nasal passages. Our Technical Centre are keen to point out that ‘Genius Dust’ does not appear to manifest itself during the production of contemporary sculpture or stone masonry projects. So accept no substitutes !
As a socially responsible business, the Laboratoire Auditorium Cave has developed equipment that can capture this ‘Genius Dust’ at the exact point at which it is being produced, and bottle it.
And so it is with great pride and pleasure that we can now offer the nation real protection against Corona Virus at the low introductory price of just £150 per bottle.
Contact our Sales Department at https://mcalistairhood.artweb.com/for-sale
Unlike vaccines, Genius Dust can be stored indefinitely and at any temperature.
Genius Dust sponsors the excellent James and the Perfect Peach video production which was the Central feature of the 2020 Reading Fringe Festival
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